Saturday, November 16, 2013

Worst Movie Lines Part 2

Here's another list of really dumb movie lines. Movie lines that really make you think if the people read the script before they made the movie. Lines that don't make any sense or are just really stupid. 

If you didn't get to see Part 1, I had the following lines:

X-Men: Storm: "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning...the same thing that happens to everything else. - Wow, just wow...

Titanic: Rose: "I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go" - Now I know she's talking about holding him in her heart, but literally seconds later she drops him into the cold ocean...bye Jack..

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones: Anakin Skywalker: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth"  - One of the many very creepy and disturbing lines Anakin says in this movie...

The Fast and the Furious: Brian: "He knows I can box" - Brian, just shut up. No one likes you in this movie, everybody watching it is rooting for Dom. 

Transformers: John Keller: "Well we have one now" - Duh..why do you think they're telling you now...stupid...

Now Part 2:

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith: Padme: "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo." - Yes...we all remember that creepy moment. And I'm pretty sure she didn't like it either at the time...

Catwoman: Catwoman "Guess what, it's overtime" - Halle Berry is really a bad actor when you think about it, either that or she just picks really dumb parts and doesn't read the script before hand...

Now Here's a whole bunch from the worst movie ever: Batman and Robin

Mr. Freeze: "Cool party", "Allow me to break the ice", "Lets kick some ice", "Everybody chill", "Tonight hell freezes over", "The iceman cometh", "Freeze well", "Stay cool, bird boy", "Tonight's forecast, a freeze is coming", "You're not sending me to the cooler", "What killed the dinosaurs, the ice age!"

Poison Ivy: "It's a jungle in here", No more monkey business", "Poly wanna kiss", "Sorry, my vines have a crush on you", "Then Gotham will be mine for the greening"

Batman: "We have less than 10 minutes to thaw the city", "Seven million, never leave the cave without it", "No he's just hibernating"

Robin: "It's a utility belt, not a money belt", "It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman", "I want a car, chicks dig the car", "I'm going solo", "So this is where you hang out", "Just the beast", "Rubber lips are immune to your charms"

Wow that movie is just so horribly bad...and here's a video from one of my favorite YouTube Channels: Screen Junkies/Honest Trailers: 


Screen Junkies/Honest Trailers. Check them out on YouTube. 

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