Saturday, November 16, 2013

Worst Movie Lines Part 2

Here's another list of really dumb movie lines. Movie lines that really make you think if the people read the script before they made the movie. Lines that don't make any sense or are just really stupid. 

If you didn't get to see Part 1, I had the following lines:

X-Men: Storm: "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning...the same thing that happens to everything else. - Wow, just wow...

Titanic: Rose: "I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go" - Now I know she's talking about holding him in her heart, but literally seconds later she drops him into the cold ocean...bye Jack..

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones: Anakin Skywalker: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth"  - One of the many very creepy and disturbing lines Anakin says in this movie...

The Fast and the Furious: Brian: "He knows I can box" - Brian, just shut up. No one likes you in this movie, everybody watching it is rooting for Dom. 

Transformers: John Keller: "Well we have one now" - Duh..why do you think they're telling you now...stupid...

Now Part 2:

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith: Padme: "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo." - Yes...we all remember that creepy moment. And I'm pretty sure she didn't like it either at the time...

Catwoman: Catwoman "Guess what, it's overtime" - Halle Berry is really a bad actor when you think about it, either that or she just picks really dumb parts and doesn't read the script before hand...

Now Here's a whole bunch from the worst movie ever: Batman and Robin

Mr. Freeze: "Cool party", "Allow me to break the ice", "Lets kick some ice", "Everybody chill", "Tonight hell freezes over", "The iceman cometh", "Freeze well", "Stay cool, bird boy", "Tonight's forecast, a freeze is coming", "You're not sending me to the cooler", "What killed the dinosaurs, the ice age!"

Poison Ivy: "It's a jungle in here", No more monkey business", "Poly wanna kiss", "Sorry, my vines have a crush on you", "Then Gotham will be mine for the greening"

Batman: "We have less than 10 minutes to thaw the city", "Seven million, never leave the cave without it", "No he's just hibernating"

Robin: "It's a utility belt, not a money belt", "It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman", "I want a car, chicks dig the car", "I'm going solo", "So this is where you hang out", "Just the beast", "Rubber lips are immune to your charms"

Wow that movie is just so horribly bad...and here's a video from one of my favorite YouTube Channels: Screen Junkies/Honest Trailers: 


Screen Junkies/Honest Trailers. Check them out on YouTube. 

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Batman Vs. Superman

It's been a while since I've been on here, to all of you who read my blog, I apologize.

Man of Steel just got released on Blu-Ray/DVD on Tuesday, I think now is a good time to get a closer look at the upcoming Batman Vs. Superman movie which will hit theaters in the summer of 2015.

I am really looking forward to seeing this movie. I know all the hate going towards it because of Ben Affleck playing Batman, but I've made my peace with that and moved past it. I don't care who is playing Batman. He's going to be in an upcoming movie along side Superman. What is more awesome than that?

To all the people who still see Affleck as a bad idea, remember Heath Ledger. He played the Joker in The Dark Knight. That casting call got twice as much negativity than Affleck as Batman and Ledger was probably the best Joker I have ever seen. Christopher Nolan is still involved with Batman Vs. Superman too, not directing it, but producing it. So there is always hope.

The rumor mill has been buzzing recently involving cameos in Batman Vs. Superman. Wonder Woman, Nightwing, Lex Luthor, The Flash, etc.. Only one has been confirmed: Lex Luthor. The actor playing him, however, has not been confirmed. At first Mark Strong was to play Superman's nemesis, but those rumors were shot down. Then it was Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston. Those rumors were also shot down. Now, the current rumor is Lost's Terry O'Quinn will play Lex Luthor. Making Lex a much older man since O'Quinn is almost 70.

Personally, I would much rather see a younger Lex Luthor. Not twenties, but in the thirties range. I would like to see Smallville's Lex Luthor, Michael Rosenbaum take the part. He's younger and he played a great Lex Luthor.

Things I can't wait to see in this movie:
The new Batmobile. In recent rumors, it has been said that The Batmobile will resemble an old Cadillac. Sounds good to me.
The new Batsuit. There has been a ton of concept art and fan art released around so far. But I read recently that they have made it and they said it looks awesome. Unfortunately, I have not seen it yet, still excited to.
Batman's gadgets. The batarang, grappling hook, etc.. The batarang, especially. Since it was not in the Dark Knight Trilogy and that still upsets me a little.
How will Batman match Superman. Kryptonite didn't exist in Man of Steel, so I'm curious of how this will work out.

Batman Vs. Superman is just a working title, I'm hoping they will change it. Obviously, they will fight each other at first then combine forces against a greater enemy, but I hope they change it to something else that sounds cooler.

Following the release of Batman Vs. Superman will come The Flash in 2016 and the long awaited Justice League in 2017.