Thursday, July 18, 2013

Box Office Failure

Pacific Rim. When I first heard about this movie, I thought it looked really stupid. It was like Transformers meets Godzilla. It looked dumb. To make it worse, it's a Guillermo Del Toro movie.

Honestly, I have never seen a good Del Toro movie. None. There are two reasons to why his movies suck. 1, He always, always, always casts the worst actor in the world in all his movies, Ron Perlman. Ron Perlman has litterally been in all of his movies. It's pathetic. He's worse than horrible. Check it out, most of the Del Toro movies star Perlman and I'd like to point out that all of these movies suck.

Pacific Rim: Obviously, this what we are talking about, but he played Hannibal Chau. Seriously, he was supposed to be what, Chinese?

Hellboy: He played Hellboy. The main character, first mistake and the last. This movie sucked.

Hellboy 2: Again, he played Hellboy. And this movie, I don't know how, but it was worse than the first one.

Cronos: I have never seen this movie. It was Del Toro's first movie, but I'm sure it was horrible.

These are just some other horrible movies because of Ron Perlman:

Conan The Barbarian: The horrible remake of the original Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

Drive: Just a stupid movie, period. Ryan Gosling didn't help.

Season of the Witch: This movie would have been cool, if Perlman wasn't in it. Nicolas Cage as a crusader hunting down a witch, it had a good plot.

In the Name of the King: This movie sucked. Jason Statham in one of his worst moments.

There was only one movie that I've seen Perlman in that wasn't too bad, only because he had a very very small part. Star Trek: Nemesis.

The 2nd thing about Del Toro is he always has the dumbest plots for his movies. Come on, giant robots fighting against giant monsters? Really? And he thought he was going to make big on that? Epic Fail.

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